I got a puppy! He's a handfull. I have to constantly watch him, he chews on power cords...... and toilet paper....
Anyway, chapter three is coming soon. PLEASE!! FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY, READ IT!!!
Thank you


T.I.F.M. chapter 3 part 1Tales of Idiocy and Fortunate Misfortune Chapter 3 part 1T.I.F.M. chapter 3 part 1
Some miles west of the grand, white walls of the Imperial City, Howard and Dar-Nei (along with several other campers) sat at the side of the Gold Road. Many of them sat quietly and enjoyed and early dinner of rat meat and gathered berries. Howard grabbed a rock between her toes and tossed it at a horse that was tied to a tree. The horse protested with a snort. "Dar-Nei, how do you think Falana will react when she sees me?" "Mummph." He replied through a mouthful of food. "


My first death. I remember a certain day in my childhood. I was very young, my world was so small. It was a hot summer day in July, and I sat on the floor of my grandma's apartment in order to avoid the heat. Gramma sat in her chair and was beginning to doze off in the sweltering heat. I lay on my back and stuck my feet up on the air conditioner and flipped the useless switch back and forth with my toe.My first death.
Barbera, my grandma's friend, stormed into the apartment (Gramma had a habit of leaving her door open). Her face was flushed and she was out of breath.
"Hi Barb! Are we still playing poker tonight?" I asked eagerly.
-Brock
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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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Sacrebleu !
"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").
"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link]
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If there was ever a nuclear war only two things would survive, fangirls and cockroaches.
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If there was ever a nuclear war only two things would survive, fangirls and cockroaches.
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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
RULES
1. Post these rules.
2. Write 8 random facts about yourself
3. Post these things in a Journal
4. In the end, tag and name 8 more people.
5. Go to their dA pages and comment saying that they are tagged
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Ihr ein guter Freund und alle aber wenn die Zombies anfangen, uns zu jagen, ich Sie zu Fall bringe.
BOOBIE-ZOMBIES!!!
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Sacrebleu !
"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").
"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link]
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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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Sacrebleu !
"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").
"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link]
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